I had an embarrassing realisation earlier this week.
I’d been following the news closely for months, keeping an eye on the COVID-19 cases map, and responding daily to its escalation at work.
But I still wasn’t taking it seriously until last Friday, when they cancelled the sport.
For a certain kind of person, news of global contagion and measures to stop its spread don’t hit home until the Premier League is postponed or the cricketers fly back home. It turns out I am that kind of person.
Tens of millions of people in lockdown overseas? Well, that’s a shame. Crystal Palace v Norwich has been called off? Oh my God, I need to fill the cupboard with tins and stop touching my face and talk to the people I love, slowly and clearly, about this not being a drill.
Embarrassing, as I say. But I know there were plenty of other people the world over twiddling their thumbs on the weekend and thinking the same thing.
And it’s not even the best wake-up call in our house this week. For Tara, the pandemic wasn’t a central concern… until they closed Disneyland.
Who’s the leader of the club that’s made for global stress?